Products

I AM SHITTING

I am using this Christmas sweater to hide my MASSIVE PEPPERONI AREOLAS

I can be Trusted with a Sawzall Shirt

I can't stop having GAY THOUGHTS Unisex Shirt

I don't want "employment", I want BEER

I fantasize about being breastfed a lot hat (black)

I fantasize about being breastfed a lot hat (Camo)

I fantasize about being breastfed shirt

I got my ass ate at the Cambrian Explosion Experience

I got my ass ate in Nutty Putty Cave

I got my hole shaved at the Lincoln Memorial

I got top surgery at AutoZone

I have Hemorrhoids <3<3

I lost my virginity at Bleak Falls Barrow Unisex Shirt

I LOVE CRAP

I love drinking and getting alcohol poisoning

I love fishing...

I Love Honse Unisex Shirt

I love my boyfriend (a succulent hot dog)

I Love My Dog (Silly Worm) Unisex Shirt

I love my girlfriend (a succulent hot dog)

I Love Whores Shirt

I need a bad bitch who fw the Sopranos Shirt